Category: Sardar SMS

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house.

still he went to jail, why?
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because all the 6 were fire brigade staff!

Sardar ji khali plate mein
roti dubo ker kha rahy the.

Waiter ne pucha: Aap ye kia ker rahe hain?

Sardar ji: Main Mathematician hun.
Main ne daal SUPPOSE ki hue hai.

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early

Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?

Sardar: Before opening the shop.