Prince Charles & Sardar ji were having dinner
Prince Charles & Sardar ji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”
Category: Sardar SMS
Sardar SMS
A Sardar took an answering machine home
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and
fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,
but two days later disconnected it
because he was getting complaints like‘Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai’
What do you do when a Sardar throw
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi
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Sardar’s wife: Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi aata mujhe spiner la ker do……..
Sardar: Harbajan ko utha laya.
Kehta hai SPIN tu yahi kerta hai……..