Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?
Sardarni: Ji Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?
Sardar: Areh, gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
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is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
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Sardar SMS
Sardarni: Ji Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?
Sardar: Areh, gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
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is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
Sardar asked his Wife: Will you marry , after I die?
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
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Wife : Will you marry , after I die?
Sardar: No I will also live with your sister.
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
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Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardar ji.
He wrote on first line,
No match, due to rain,
!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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THE END