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Three sardars after exam

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3 sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha
main paper khali chor aaya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hai………

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Tere result da ki banya

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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: Madam kendi si ais class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.

Santa: Phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

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Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya

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Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?

Santa: Bapu mer gaya.

After 5 mints santa again crying.

Friend asked: Hun ki hoya?

Santa said: Meri behan da baapu v mar gaya ……. 😀

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS   

Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya

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Driver:  Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

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Sardar Ji: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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