Mujhe sardar bana do
Admi: Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
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Sardar ji got 0 marks in Exam
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Sardar ji got 0 marks in Exam
Why?Check the paper yourself,
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deolGot it Why!
Wife: Janoo Ek Puppy do na!
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Wife: Janoo Ek Puppy do na!
Sardar: Uff Fashion Daikho…
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Ghar mein khanay ko Paise nahi hain
aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye..
Should women have children after 35?
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Radio Quiz:
Should women have children after 35?
Sardar Replied:
No!
35 children are more than enough!