Ye Larkiyan sahi waqt pe
Jab Reshma ki jawani aai tab hum bachy the. Ab Sheela ki jwani i To ab humary bachy hen. Ye Larkiyan sahi waqt pe jawan Q nahi hoteen?
(Fazal ul Rehman Assembly me Ro pary)
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
khudkushi karne ja raha hon
by skhan
Husband: Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon.
wife: 2,3 white suit to dila den, iddat k dino mein kia pehnu gi?
Ek SHiP Aesi Hai Jo Kabhi Nahi Doob Sakti
by skhan
-TiTANiC-
1 Bohat Hi Bari SHiP Thi, Magar Phir Bhi DOOB Gayi,
Lekin Ek SHiP Aesi Hai Jo Kabhi Nahi Doob Sakti aur Wo SHiP Hai, . . . . . . . . . . . . 0yE . . . Apni .
,,,FRIEND-SHiP,,, ,,,,YAAR,,,,
(.”)/”all”/(“.)
<)) is ((>
// well //.
Aap So to nahi rahe they
by skhan
Pathan K mobile pe raat 3 baje phone aaya,
“Aap So to nahi rahe they”
Pathan ghusse me bola: O!!!
Iblees ka bachcha! Zarori nahi K har pathan chokidaar ho.