10 Rupees Tip
Waiter: 10 Rupees Tip to meri insult hai.
Pathan: to phir?
Waiter: 20 Rupees to dain.
Pathan: Nahi Yara, hum tumhara double insult nahi kar sakta… 🙂
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
Dekho Mosam Kitna Sohana Hai
by Ifrahim
Dekho Mosam Kitna Sohana Hai,
Bhegi Barish Ka Zamana Hai,
Har Taraf Sms Ka Aana Jana Hai,
Kanjoos Ab To Kardo Sms,
Kia Balance Jama Kar K Haj Ko Jana Hai.
KAL mili wo mujhse shaam k waqt
by Omer
KAL mili wo mujhse shaam k waqt
bujhi bujhi si
jhuki jhuki si
udasiyon mein
rachi basi si
jo maine pocha
udaas kio ho?
itni pareshan kio ho?
jhuka k palkain
chupa k chehra
galay se lag k
bilak bilak k
ro ro k
thak k
lagi wo kehne
“itna romantic msg likha tha tum ko,
abbo k number par chala gaya.
Maine Tumse Chupaya Tha
by skhan
Girl: Mujhe Maaf Ker Do, Maine Tumse Chupaya Tha K Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai,
Boy: Aray Koi Baat Nahi, Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun….!!!!