Doctor Ne Kaha Hai

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WIFE: Kio G,
Jub B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jub SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!

I wish I was a newspaper

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
.
.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Aapko Mera Banaya howa Halwa

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Biwi shoher se: Aapko Mera Banaya howa Halwa
Pasand Nahi Aaya, Bachey To 3 Palaiten Kha Çhukain.
Andar se Awaz Aaee: Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena…
1 Kitab Ki Jild Reh Gaee Hai……………..