Sukhanvar

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means,

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling,
It means,

With Idiot For Ever!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi mar gaee hoon.
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?

Husband: 15 din baad..!

Nawaab to his begum: Hata lo apne
chahre se ye zulfeen,
ae jaane-e-tamanna……………

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Agli baar khaane me baal aayä to
Gunjee kar dunga……………..

Wife: Sunye, aapko mujhme kia acha lagta hai,
meri beauty ya meri aqal mandi?

Husband: mujhe to ye tumhari
mazak karne ki aadat achi lagti hai.