HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
Moral:
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Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.
Man at medical store: I need poison
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Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell you.Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Raat ko maine 1 horror movie dekhi
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Husband: Raat ko maine 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere aagay kabhi pichay
aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi.Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki…………………..
I think my husband has a fearfull disease
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Wife: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.
I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.Doctor: That’s not a disease, its a gift!