Sukhanvar

A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.
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Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Man to pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here,
can U talk to me for a while?

Girl: Why?

Man: BCoz whenever I talk to any Girl,
my Wife appears out ………………

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Main bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi main sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain or mohalla sunta hai.