Sukhanvar

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked: Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?
Wife: Dikhta nahi, ye bakri hai.
Husband: Bakri se hi poch raha hon……

Thappar mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai

Wife, Husband ko 2 thappar mar k boli:
Aap kia samujhte hain k
main aapse pyar nahi karteeeeeeeeeeee

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kion k shaadi k baad saare gum
to husband k hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Aik admi apni biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha
agar wo anda boil ker dati tu kehta
k fry kerna tha.

agar fry krti to kehta
k boil kerna tha.

aik din biwi ne dono bana liye

Pehle tu wo dono andoon ko ghour say dekhta raha
phir kehnay laga..
Tumhe aqal kub aaye gee..
jis anday ko boi kerna tha us ko fry kerdia
aur jisko fry kerna tha usse boil……….