Where do you want to go for our anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Lugta hai k shoper mai koee
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Shoher: Lugta hai k shoper mai
koee khane ki cheez hai?Biwi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya
is mein maire sandal hai…………..
Biwi ne pati ke gale main
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Biwi ne pati ke gale main
bahein daal kar kaha:
Kaisi lag rahi ho main?Pati: bilkul waisi jaise
bhagwan shankar ke gale
main Naag lagta hai….!
Makkhiya male ya female?
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Wife: Kia kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar raha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kio ki
3 sharab ki botal se chipki thi
or 2 phone se………………