I could go to the end of the world
Husband to wife:
I could go to the end of the world for you.Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
Husband: What?
Wife: you will stay there for
the rest of your life.
Truck dekh ker tum kaanpne
by admin
Dost: Truck dekh ker tum kaanpne kio lagte ho?
2nd Dost: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko
ley kar bhaag gaya tha.
Her baar lagta hai jese
usko wapis karne aa raha ho……………….
Wife: kal raat tum neend main
by admin
Wife: kal raat tum neend main
mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.Husband: Tumhe ghalat fehmi hoee hai.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya howa tha…
Dear tumhari neck per ajeeb si cheez
by admin
Husband: Dear tumhari neck per ajeeb si
cheez hai jise daikh kar khauf aata hai.Wife: Wo kia?
Husband: Tumhara MOUN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,