Sukhanvar

Husband;
Kia shadi se pehlay tumhara koi boyfriend tha?
Wife khamosh baithi thi
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Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Abbe gin ne to De 123456789………….

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?
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It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins…..!

Aik Ghar se her waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.
Aik Sahab us Ghar gae
ta k itni khushgwar zindagi
ka raz malom kar saken.

Shohar nay bataya k,
Meri Biwi larti hai to
mujhay jootay say marti hai,
joota Lug gaya to wohhasti hai aur Na Lage to
main hasta hoon………….

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know
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the meaning of interesting!!!