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Mujhe sardar bana do

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Admi: Mujhe sardar bana do

Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega

Admi: OK

Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.

Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

When do you want to start

by admin    

Boss to Interviewee: I will give you Rs.50 an hour starting today
and after 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.100 an hour.
When do you want to start?

Interviewee Replied: After 3 months.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

by admin    

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Pathan SMS, Short SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

If dentists make films, the names will be

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If dentists make films,?the names will be,

* Daant ho na ho

* Jaanam brush karo

* Aa ab clean karen

* Kabhi teeth kabhi gum

* Humara daant aapke paas hai! 🙂

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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