Mujhe sardar bana do
Admi: Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
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Funny SMS
Admi: Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Boss to Interviewee: I will give you Rs.50 an hour starting today
and after 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.100 an hour.
When do you want to start?Interviewee Replied: After 3 months.
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai
If dentists make films,?the names will be,
* Daant ho na ho
* Jaanam brush karo
* Aa ab clean karen
* Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
* Humara daant aapke paas hai! 🙂