Doctor, medicine & Pathan
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hayPathan: Apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
That is not my dog
by admin
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2: Your dog bits?
Man1: No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man1: I said,”That is not my dog”.
Give me a pocket full of money
by admin
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fulfilled
&.
.
.
.
He became a conductor of Girls College Bus.
Devil challenged in a game of cricket
by admin
The devils challenged
the angels to a game of Cricket.Angels Said: We have got all the cricketers.
Devils: No problem,
we have got all the Umpires.