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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
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Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
No one will touch your mom
by admin
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:Dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied:
“So that when i die no one will touch your mom”
Accounts k student ki gaalian
by admin
Accounts k student ki gaali:
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonored bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne
by admin
Dil diya tha MOHABBAT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.