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I will take either side

by admin    

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.

He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..

I will take either side.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Why were males created before females

by admin    

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

If your father earned $100,000

by admin    

Teacher: Aamir,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little Aamir: A heart a attack!

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Teacher Student SMS   

1 pathan aero plane mein

by admin    

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?

Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana to akela suney.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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