Memon ki biwi mar gaye
1 memon subha so kar utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Bachon wada Karo
by admin
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi pienge.Tcher: Larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi karngeTcher: un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: nahi kasenge.Tcher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
Bachey: karenge,
…………….Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kia he.
Bush ka DOGGY bush se roth gaya
by admin
Bush ka DOGGY bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay mein doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek ghar mai do do KUTTAY nahin rahain gay.
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
by admin
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai.
or
.sub doob gaye.
kaisay?
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Pathan thay na,
sub dhakka deney utar gaye………