Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.Man: Sure it does.
How else could I see the numbers?
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Difference between boyfriend and husband
by admin
What is Difference between boyfriend and husband?
Ans:
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi
by admin
Pundit: Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Boy: Wow, kia baat hai.Pandit: Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Aunty! Mummy ne chini mangi hai
by admin
Kid: Aunty! Mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howay:
“Acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.