Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny SMS
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform no. 1
per kharay saray pathan kaisay maray gaye?Pathan: aik elan howa
k train plateform no. 1 per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri per chalang laga di.Reporter: Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan: Elan se pehlay Main to khudkushi k liye
patri per leta tha……………..
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw DAD!
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!Fat man humbly replies:
No! Even monkeys like you can sit!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!