You are Crossing the Limits
Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
I am beautiful, which tense is it
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A very old lady teacher of English
asked this question:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
In this job we need someone who is responsible
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Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.”
Mere love letters wapis karo
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Girl: Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay:
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!