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Best punishment for a woman

by admin    

What is the best punishment for a woman?

give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then

lock her in a room without mirror.

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

Na bottle mein na jar mein

by admin    

Pathan ka shair…!
Na bottle mein na jar mein,
Na hotle mein na bar mein,
na bike peh, na car mein,
.
.
.
Jo maza naswar mein,
na ishq mein na pyar mein.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS   

If you help a girl when she is in problem

by admin    

Thought of the day:
If u help a girl when she is in problem,
she will always remember u

only when she is in problem again..!!

Posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

How to find the Purity of Honey

by admin    

Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?

Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

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