Author: Visitors

If you sleep with your girlfriend on 14th Feb
(Valentine’s Day).

She will give you good news on 8th March
(Mother’s Day).

You will have a child on 14th November
(Children Day).

See the medical aspects between these dates.
But don’t try this on every girfriend,
otherwise you will have bad news on 1st December
(Aids Day).

Difference between husband and donkey.

Husband can be donkey.

but

Donkey can’t be a husband.

Our taste MATURES as we grow up.

Little boys like balls
and
Little girls like dolls.
Once they grown.

Boys play with dolls.
and
Girls play with balls.

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