Author: Visitors

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Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga

Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta hai

Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..

Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jaye ga!

First Boy: Mujhse Panga na le,
main Sher ka beta hoon.

Second Boy: Yaar, Ek baat to bata….

Sher ghar aaya tha,
ya teri maa jungle gai thee?

Son kills butterfly,
Dad Punished: no butter for 2 weeks.

Son kills honeybee,
Dad Punished: no honey for 2 weeks.

Mom kills cockroach,

Son said: Dad will you tell her or should I?