Jiddat k iss daur mein

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho lahore mein.

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho.

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon.

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
biwi k baad ghar wali ho.

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho lahore mein..

Husband’s Best friend

Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?
.. Ok..
fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs:
My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

Losing your confidence

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes,
Losing your confidence of getting another one.