Agar Tum Kisi Ghareb Ko Uska Haq Nahi
“Agar Tum Kisi Ghareb Ko
Uska Haq Nahi Dila Sakte
To Jo Us K Paas Hai
Wo Bhi Cheen Lo.”
(Molana Asif Ali Zardari
Ki Kitab Pakistan Khappay
Aur Awam Tappay)
Author: Visitors
Dr. My 20 year old wife is pregnant.
by Visitors
80 year old man: Dr. My 20 year old wife is pregnant.
I am so happy. koi advice dain…Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno,
1 shikari shikar pe jata hai
lekin galti se gun ki jaga umbrela lejata hai
samne se 1 sher aajata hai
shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta hai
sher mar jata hai.Old Man: Impossible. Kisi aur ne mari hogi
Dr: Exactly.
December k haseen din thay
by Visitors
December k haseen din thay
Murree ki yakh fizaon mein
Humhare chaar haathon nain
Mujasma ek banaya tha
Kaha tha ek dooje ko
Nishani pyar ki apni
Bari he khoobsoorat hai
Mujhe ab yaad aata hai
Mujasma barf ka tha wo
Usse aakhir pighalna tha
Usse to mitt he jana tha
Yeh saal bhi udaas raha
by Visitors
Yeh saal bhi udaas raha rooth ker gaya,
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Tujh se mile baghair December guzar gaya.