Take as many as you want

In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of chocolates,

 

A naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

Circulation Of MAN’s Blood

Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation.”

But the Truth is:
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Blood”