Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?

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Sardarni: Ji Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?

Sardar: Areh, gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
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is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

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Don’t rush into falling in love.

For love never runs out.

Even if somebody asks you why you are single…

Just tell them,
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“GOD is busy in writing the best LOVE story for me.”

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Biwi: Mere khayal me Humari Beti ko kisi se Pyar ho gaya hai.

Husband: Tumhen kese pata chala?

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Biwi: Kion k wo kafi dino se easy load k paise nahi maang rahi.

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Samosa said to Aaloo,
Jab me fry hota hon to tumhe cover kar k garm oil se bacha leta hun,
Bcoz

i love u.

Aaloo said:
Jab log tumhe fry hony k foran bad khaty hen to me b unki zuban or munh jala deta hon.

I Love u too.

Moral of the story:
In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen.
Samosa thora thanda kar k khayen 🙂