Good news becomes bad news
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, Good news for you.
Girl: What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen?
I am Miss. Parveen.
Dr: Oh! sorry, Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you!
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Take as many as you want
by Visitors
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of chocolates,
A naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
by admin
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him;
.
.
.
.
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai.
Caught sleeping together
by admin
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2. Oh! I know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the Hell !!!!
Boy2. During lecture in Maths class.
Think +ve 🙂