Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Main Tumhe nahi janti

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Boy: Whats your name?

Girl: Kio bataon?
Main Tumhe nahi janti.

Boy: Na Batao main konsa tumhe apni new Honda car me ek 5 star restaurant le jane wala tha.

Girl: Nida, B.Com Final year, Jinnah College.
Timing 8a.m-1p.m. Sunday off
Aati abbo k sath hon, wapis akele jati hun.

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi
PCO wale ko 2 thappar laga diye.

Socho kion?

Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,

Dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye…

by admin

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Elava sub samaan le gaya.

Police: TV kion nahi legaya?

Santa: TV to main dekh raha tha is liye..

by admin

1 banda bhagta howa aata hai
aur Santa se kehta hai.

Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar mein talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hai,
ghar ki chabi to meray pas hai. . . 😀 😀