Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Shair k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Money wrapped in a rubber band
by admin
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubber band!
Naujawanon come forward
by admin
Captain: Naujawanon come forward.
Sardar: Does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardar: O ji u said 9 jawanon,
I am the 10th in line!
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
by admin
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
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“Phir Milenge”