Tag: Funny Tagged SMS

Wife: Please bike taze na chalao, mujhey dar lag raha hai.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hai
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to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

A sardar had a child after 3 months of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month me bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa howa?
sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: total kitne howe?
Sardar: Oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle ;->

Sardar English k paper mein fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1. Main aam admi nahi hon.
I’m not a mango man.

2. Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits.

3. Mujhey bhi english ati hay.
English comes 2 me also.

4. do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay.
I belong 2 green pur thousanda.