A girl and a boy were sitting alone
A girl & a boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Tag: English Funny SMS
Funny SMS in English Language
What is RED and goes TRING TRING?
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Q1: What is RED & goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: a Tomato. & TRING TRING was to confuse you.
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Here’s 1 moreQ2: What is RED & goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: The Door Bell. & RED was to confuse you.Q3: What is RED & goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: A Cake. & both were to confuse you.Anyways one more,
Q4: What is RED & goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: Fire Brigade.
Obviously………
& you thought i was trying to confuse you.
Where do you want to go for our anniversary
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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Make a sentence using word “HAND”
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Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND”
Student: My penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped him.
Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.