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Funny SMS in English Language

A baby fish asked her mother

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A baby fish asked her mother:
Y cant we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,

its made for Selfish

Posted in Naughty SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

How Are Your Grades

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How Are Your Grades

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They are Below C Level

Posted in Fool SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

You look sweet when you read my message

by admin    

U luk sweet when
u read my message.

U luk sweeter when
u read my message & smile.

U luk sweetest when
u read my message, smile & reply.

So, try to look sweetest.

Posted in Flirt SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Two kids were lying in a bed in same blanket

by admin    

Two kids were lying in a bed in same blanket,

1st kid:
I am a boy, and you?

2nd kid:
I don’t know.

1st kid:
Ok, wait i will check.
(after saying this,
he went under blanket and
came back after a few min.)
You are a girl?

2nd kid:
How could you know?

1st kid:
.
.
.
“Because my socks are black
and yours pink…………!

Posted in Double Meaning SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Twist SMS   

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