A man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island.
1 day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.
Suddenly
a girl comes & man uses
the wood for making
a bed.Moral: A girl can
change your aim ..
Tag: English Funny SMS
Funny SMS in English Language
It makes no difference
by admin
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear!
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I hear everything
but understand nothing……………….
Before and after marriage
by admin
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you.After Marriage:
Roses are dead, I have flu,
don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
I will give both of them
by admin
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them