Sukhanvar

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: I will be mad.

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: A mad man can do every thing!!!

TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,

A HUSBAND HAS TO BE:
A Friend
Companion
Lover
Driver
Electrician
Plumber
Mechanic
Decorator
Listener
Organizer
Sympathetic
Warm
Attentive
Funny
Understanding
Tolerant
Truthful
Passionate
Honest
.
.
.
ETC.

But
TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY?

just leave him ALONE !

Wife saw Sign Board
Nylon saree Rs.8/-
Cotton saree Rs.5/-
Banarasi saree Rs.10/-
Wife: Give me Rs.500.I’ll buy 50 sarees.
Husband: Andhi, dhobi ki dukan hai

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.