Sukhanvar

Wife Driving Seekh Rahe Thi,
Apne Shoher Se Boli:
Daikhye Shayad Ye Saamne Ka
Shesha Theek Nahi Laga Howa…

Husband : Kion Kia Gar Bar Hai?

Biwi: Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Daikh Pati Hon,
Per Apna Chehra Nahi Dikhta..

Biwi: Aap ko me itna ziyada chahti hon
k jitni ziyada Star Plus k dramas
ki episodes hoti hain.

shohar: Tum itni buri lagti ho
jitni buri in dramas me acting.

When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife.
You can be sure of one thing:
either the car is NEW
or
the WIFE.

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha; ”Kon Thi Wo?”
Husband; Tum dimagh kharab mut karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k wo bhi Yehi pochay gi.