Sukhanvar

Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.

Wife: why will you die?
Husband: Koi ki main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

What’s the difference between complete and finished?
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If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are FINISHED……………………..

Noker: Sahib Bibi jee gum hogaeen,
wo market mai thi or phi wo wo….
chalye unhain dhondte hain……..

Shoher: Its the time to disco,
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kon dhondega us ko,
kabhi na mile wo mujh ko!

Faqeer: Bibi ji aap k pas kisi bhoke k liye kana hai.

Bibi: Hai to sahi magar
wo bhoka abhi office se wapas nahi aaya.