Sukhanvar

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap tu 100 main aik hain!

Husband: Dimagh k hum b DON hain,
Pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain?

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Perha k
1 Aadmi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale ker Dia.

BV: Tum to Aisa Nahi Karoge Na?
Husband: No. No. Main to…….
.
CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nahi Karon Ga…..

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?

A One Woman Brings U into this world crying,
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband: kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki aaee thi.
Wah kia larki thi!

Wife: Akeli aaee hogi?

Husband: Tumko kaise pata?

Wife: Uska husband mere khuwab mai aaya tha.