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Category: Husband Wife SMS

Husband Wife SMS

Our son got his brain from me

by admin    

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did,

I still got mine with me!

Posted in Husband Wife SMS, Insult SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

Police arrested a drunkard and asked

by admin    

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?

Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??

Man: My wife.

Posted in Funny SMS, Husband Wife SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS   

The angry wife met her husband

by admin    

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol
and his face was plastered with lipstick.
“I assume,” she barked,
“there is a very good reason for you
to come drifting in at
six o’clock in the morning?”…

“There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

Posted in Angry SMS, Funny SMS, Husband Wife SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife

by admin    

Always Love Wife,

No Life Without Wife,

Wife Se Pyar Karo,

Wife K Wafadar &

Imaandar Raho

Yeh Mat Socho K

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WIFE KIS KI HAI

Posted in Funny SMS, Husband Wife SMS, Misleading SMS, Naughty SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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