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Husband Wife SMS
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.Police said,”You’ll get your chance in court.”
Man Said.”No, no no!”
“I want to know
how he got into the house without awaking my wife.I’ve been trying for years.”
Q: Do u know y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side &
woman on d left?A: Coz as per balance sheet,
Liabilities r on d
Left Side &
Assets on d Right!
EK PREM KAHANI:
Wo B Din The, Dil Kehta Tha U R ONLY MINE,
Sara Sara Din Krty The Ek Doojay Ko JOIN,
Phr Hoe Nikah Namay Pe Jhat Pat Dono K SIGN,
Kuch Arsa Lga Humen K EVERY THING IS FINE,
Phr Apni Es Prem Kahani Me Aaya DECLINE,
Ab Wo Mujhe JIN Kehti He, Or Me Usy DYNE.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked?
Neighbors can see your things.Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.