How will you divide your 3 children
A Sardar and his wife filled an application for divorce.
Judge: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar: OK! We will apply next year.
Category: Husband Wife SMS
Husband Wife SMS
daal me kia daalon
by Addo
BiVi: aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya hai daal me kia daalon?
Husband: dimagh toh hai hi nahi, naya colgate active salt dal de usme namak hai.
Shadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyar Karoge
by admin
Biwi (Shohar se): Ap To Kehte The K
Shadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyar Karoge.
Shohar: Sorry Yaar!
Mujhe Maloom Nahi Tha K Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hogi.
Sardar going to shikaar
by admin
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Shair k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai.