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Funny SMS
SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di.1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia.
Us ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee2nd day yehi drama hua
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia,
Us ko Motor Cycle inam mili3rd day
3sre damaad nay socha
mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai,
kia zarorat hai bachanay ki…SAAS doob gayee
Aglay din Us Damaad ko
MERCEDEZ mil gayee.
SUSSAR ki taraf se
He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.
A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.When he went to party he was shocked?
others were wearing pants & shirts also.
Funny Definitions
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Home:
A place where you can scratch where it itches.Doctor:
A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.Love:
Loss Of Valuable Energy.Wife:
Worries Invited For Ever.