A Pathan found his wife having affair with
A Pathan found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided to kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola:
.
Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Ek Chipkali ne gaana sunaya
by admin
Ek chipkali ne gaana (song) sunaya
To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gaye.
Puchon kaise.
kaise?
Kionki baki sabhi chipkaliyon
ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee…
Naka naka dumdum fursat
by admin
Naka naka dumdum fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMSYe AFRICAN Zuban me likha hy
Iska Urdu me mtlb hy“Naak me ungli marne se fursat
mil jaye to SMS kr liya kro”
Parrot who can speak three languages
by admin
1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain
bolny wala Tota dekha joEnglish,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.Usne check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya
ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan