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Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb Msg Aaya

by admin    

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb Msg Aaya aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.

Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg tha?

Sardar: “Bettery Low”

 

Pathan: Send Kar Sab Ko Tang Karte Hen…:)

Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS   

New Style of Break up

by admin    

New Style of Break up

Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the Hell would i do with this Rocket?

Boy: You wanted stars Na?
Now Sit On it and GET LOST…….. 😀

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Dhoodh De Do

by admin    

Pathan:
Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Dhoodh De Do.

Doodh Wala Tumhara Bartan Chota Hai.

Pathan: Oh. Shit Yara.
Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Dear Boys, if you think

by Addo    

Dear Boys,

if you think your Dad, M0m, Teacher 0r B0ss are strict and harsh with you
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wait f0r a WIFE.

you would love them all… 😛 😀

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Twist SMS   

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