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Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye
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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuro Hota Hai Phir dair Q Ki?
Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Ghalat Samajhte Hain.
An American was discussing Politics
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An American was discussing Politics with a Pakistani.
American: If You are Locked in a room with Obama, Osama and Zardari, and you have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What will you do?
Pakistani: I will shoot Zardari twice to make sure he is Dead 🙂
Agar Quad-e-Azam ek din k liye Zinda ho
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Agar Quad-e-Azam ek din k liye Zinda ho jaen to kia karenge?
Pappu: Mulk k Halat dekh kar Mulk Angrezon ko wapis kar denge or sath mein Sorry bi Kahenge!!