Author: Visitors

Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,

Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.

Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,

If he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!