Author: Visitors

Child: papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father: tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD: Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
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Sorry cant lie till Z.

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines
Rs400 For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl
Rs300 Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless,Backless & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One..Why?

GOD Bless ur Mentality,

She Had The Ticket.

One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother.